Sain Yavaarai Mongolia!

Mongolia its Grrreat

Mongolia its Grrreat

For those planning a trip to Mongolia – don’t bother leaving UB if you are a Vegan or Lactose Intolerant. You will starve! These people love their meat and dairy products. It makes sense, most people here are nomads and don’t want to stick around in one place long enough to grow a crop.

That said UB is not really Mongolia, but you’ll have to come here anyway. All international flights and trains stop here. The trouble starts when you figure this out and try to leave UB. It’s not as easy or as comfortable to traverse the country as it is in other places. It’s best to have a plan to escape UB before you even get there.

Once you do get out into the country you can really start to enjoy yourself. The countryside is great, but the people here are the best assets that Mongolia has. They’re extremely generous with everything they have (especially their Vodka – made from fermented mares milk, YUM) and are always ready to help out.

Tales from the Mongolian Countryside

Trekking in Central Mongolia

Trekking in Central Mongolia

Since my time in Peace Corps, my motto has kind of been “hope for the best, but expect the worst.” With this frame of mind, you’re generally prepared for everything to go wrong and pleasantly surprised when it doesn’t. Keeps the expectations in check.

Before we set out on our ger to ger adventure, I thought we had asked all the right questions, but you just can’t help it when some of the answers are well…wrong. Take food for instance. When two vegetarians are going trekking far, far away from any 7-Elevens into the heart of meat lovers land, you want to make sure you have an adequate amount of food to keep you going. And we did. We packed what we considered to be ample food and snacks to get us through the 6 meals we understood we’d have to provide for ourselves over the course of the week.

Well, imagine our surprise when at lunch on the first day we found out that we were to provide our own food for lunch everyday. Oops. That’s 5 more meals. Well, if we each eat one peanut butter sandwich for lunch, have 8 peanuts and 2 cookies, we might just make it. That is unless our bread molds by the end of the week – which it did. There was also the small detail about providing the herders with a tent and some food on the two nights that you camp out with them away from a family ger. Uh, what? Didn’t know about that either.

So while this sounds like a disaster in the making, it really was not at all. We were extremely fortunate to be tagging along with a French guide, Noemi, and her family for the week. Not only did they share their tea, curry and chocolate with us on a few occasions, but Noemi in all honesty acted as our guide as well. We learned so much more than we could have on our own and were able to communicate a bit more with the families. She also provided food and tents for the herders when we camped, saving us from looking like total dimwits had we been on our own. We owe her something good!

Logistics aside, we had a great time. There’s a vastness about the Mongolia countryside that at times could have been boring, but really just made us appreciate that we were far away from it all. And learning a little about the life of a nomadic herder was really quite interesting. There are no crops, just animals and only ones you can herd such as yaks, sheep and goats. The families move to different valleys or to higher land depending on the season or their needs. They just pack up the ger and go. Apparently a ger can be assembled in less than an hour.

In the summer, families live off the more than 40 dairy products that can produce from these animals and in the winter it’s dried meat. Nothing is wasted. Yak hair can be used to make ropes, sheep wool can be turned into felt for gers and mare’s milk is fermented into an odd tasting home brew. Lucky for us, we got to sample more than a few of the local treats – lots and lots of cheese which is dried and quite hard but kind of grows on you after a couple of days; the yogurt which is divine; and a kind of thick heavy cream which you can layer on top of your bortzig (Mongolian donuts) or eat with fried pancake-like bread. Mongolia is certainly not a good place if you’re lactose intolerant, but we did just fine.

Visiting a families’ ger involves a lot of tradition and ritual which we got to experience first hand. Visitors sit in specific places inside the ger, you always receive food and drink with your right hand or with both hands, you never set down a cup of tea without taking a drink first, and you at least act like you’re tasting the airag (fermented mare’s milk) when it’s passed to you…even at breakfast! We survived all this ritual and even the snuff passing with little drama.

So thanks to Noemi and the wonderful families we visited, and despite the misinformation, the many blisters on our feet and the fact that noone came to pick us up at the end while we sat in the middle of nowhere, we had a great experience.

And lucky for us someone at a ger not more than a few kilometers away had a jeep and was willing to drive us 100 km! Or we may still be eating dried cheese and playing cards with our young friend Benti in Central Mongolia.

Reflections on Sweet Potato, Pumpkin and Hokey Pokey

Flavored Milk is Big Down Here

Flavored Milk is Big Down Here

The three things that stand out about food here in New Zealand are their love of (In order) Ice Cream, Pumpkins and Sweet Potatos (known locally as Kumara).

Let’s cover the last first, when I first saw it listed on the menu I just assumed that Kumara was a strange type of sausage. But it seems that Kumara is the name of a type of Polynesian sweet potato, brought here by the Maouri; and when combined with deep fryers, brought here by the English you have Kumara Fries.

Sweet, sweet Kumara fries. If that isn’t a lesson in the benifits of social integration between Europeans and the native Maouri nothing is.

Secondly, pumpkins. Kiwi’s can’t get enough of them. They are pumpkin crazy! Of our first three meals here two of them had a pumpkin ingredients. You can find pumpkin in your curry, pumpkin in your hummus, pumpkin in your soup and pumpkin sliced or diced in your produce section – when it’s out of season. I’m still investigating how this facination with the pumpkin began, and my work is delicious.

And lastly, Hokey Pokie – or really ice cream in general – or really dairy in general. They love it, which is good because there are a lot of cows down here.

There are no convienience store here, they’re called “The Dairy”. Milk and ice cream are everywhere.
In the states we think we have flavored milk right? Chocolate milk is fun and tasty. Down here they have chocolate, banana, strwberry and …lime. Yes! Lime flavored milk, but how does it taste you ask? Delicious. This is a million dollar idea they’re sitting on, someone should patent it.

And then there’s ice cream. It’s a national obsession, every day we see people eating it, LOTS of it. And the big kahuna of flavors is Hokey Pokey. I have no idea what it is, maybe just a mismash of other flavors all rolled into one, but they can’t get enough of it.

So there you go, no need for ‘Got Milk’ ad’s down here, they have it covered. And if you’re lactose intolerant, maybe they’ll let you move to Australia, because you aren’t going to do too well here.